[pavel_lishin]

> If there’s one language guilty of causing brain damage it’s surely JavaScript.

Why JS and not PHP?

[foul]

PHP stops you from being clever with it by making you angry at times. It's very predictable too, on its hardly avoidable, disgusting pitfalls.

But things may still change for the worse with that process of Scala-ification they are doing to PHP 8.x.

[ZeroClickOk]

both, depending on adhesive tape usage

[Galaxeblaffer]

they are both guilty