[jancsika]

> Apparently in the front near the entrance/exit, there's a button simply labeled "INTERNET RESET" that she presses whenever a customer complains.

I worry that this is actually part of a RESTful interface. In that case it probably garbage collected erratarob et al, replacing them with a fresh version of our universe's page that had working internet for that plane.

Until someone proves me wrong we probably shouldn't press that button again...