[baz00]

Myself and my ex wife are quite tall. All my kids are short. YMMV.

[cbsks]

Ah, that’s a common problem with children. You need to wait a few years. They’ll grow out of it.

[doubled112]

What about the mail man?

[paulryanrogers]

IME one only has to worry about the taller and more handsome ones. (Being a shorter person that's usually all of them in my case.)

[boringuser2]

You might want to get a DNA test.