[hotsauceror]

Ugh. Several years ago I spent an entire Christmas vacation, including all day Christmas Day, putting out fires because a team couldn't be bothered to do five minutes of cursory load testing. As a consequence, multiple production systems went down under load.

Later, after we regrouped after a month of this brutality, they wandered around the office bragging like they'd hung the fucking moon after they fixed the crippling, obvious design issue they'd released. I confronted the dev lead with the fact that they would have seen this after 30s of load testing and he just laughed, I think he literally said "LOL". A giant middle finger, that's what Ops got from Dev for Christmas that year.

Here's to the people who KTLO. My people.