[Scoundreller]

Me too, but they pay a few bucks an hour to carry the phone so at least that adds up.

Ultimate trick is to have a diverse team. Someone that doesn’t care about Christmas but absolutely needs some random day off in March (cool with us!). Someone that celebrates new years some other time.

[kridsdale1]

Speaking of diversity, if you don’t do Christmas dinner I strongly recommend ordering takeout from a Chinese place on the 25th! There’s lots of happy photos of Chinese chefs and Jewish customers doing a Christmas fist-bump.