[Vicinity9635]

"the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror."

[idiotsecant]

Who came up with this? All I see a bunch of twitter users reposting it. Is it from something? Other than twitter I mean.

[bloopernova]

That passage sounds like it might be from a podcast called Old Gods of Appalachia,

https://oldgodsofappalachia.com/