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Leave all your electronics at home, take a train to another country in the EU, buy a new device and setup a new email, stay in an international airport, buy a plane ticket using the new email with destination to South America, sleep in the airport until you take that flight, rent an apartment in South America, let us know how it goes.

Worst thing that can happen: you are a turist, enjoy your trip, find new places.

Best thing that can happen: you write a book about this adventure.

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Option 2: Get a small job at government, police or some large company with cybersecurity division that provides a computer, do an "oopsie" letting them hack your work computer, let the security department deal with them:

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/12/how-m...

That reminded me of this time when a stalker was bothering my wife, and I didn't want to waste time with the police. This was on the early days of Microsoft's Hotmail, and I got access to some political journalists accounts. Wrote a fake email between them including the stalker's phone number. Never heard of him after that same day.