[thewakalix]

the tobs

  mons at pats

   taws to mims

   cant at coes

   cabs of tash

   ras of monk

the coke

  pall no cock

   cast of cosh

   mams on cang

   hash of cobs

the bule

  coat of bums

   dick to cats

[d-lisp]

Is this valid english (am not native) ?

[RodgerTheGreat]

very nearly, but not quite.

[d-lisp]

Is this like if some words (most of them) are "failed" ? I mean, like if someone was mincing his words or obfuscating them or being drunk and being lazy to articulate ?

The occasional "not failed" words keeps it on the thin line of being understandable.

[personalityson]

*wipes tear