[ForkMeOnTinder]

This exactly. If you're ever considering using a google product for something important, you would do well to read this classic blog post first.

https://steve-yegge.medium.com/dear-google-cloud-your-deprec...

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Dear RECIPIENT,

Fuck yooooouuuuuuuu. Fuck you, fuck you, Fuck You. Drop whatever you are doing because it’s not important. What is important is OUR time. It’s costing us time and money to support our shit, and we’re tired of it, so we’re not going to support it anymore. So drop your fucking plans and go start digging through our shitty documentation, begging for scraps on forums, and oh by the way, our new shit is COMPLETELY different from the old shit, because well, we fucked that design up pretty bad, heh, but hey, that’s YOUR problem, not our problem.

We remain committed as always to ensuring everything you write will be unusable within 1 year.

Please go fuck yourself,

Google Cloud Platform

[danielmarkbruce]

I did have some nagging sense that what i was writing was very unoriginal :)

[ForkMeOnTinder]

You can always find it again by searching <google cloud fuck you> in your favorite search engine ;)