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by uvesten 916 days ago
You know, shooting demons, solving mysteries, jumping over koopas, that kind of thing…
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My company is hiring, we’re looking for a rockstar koopa jumper
A x10 koopa jumper can not only get the work of ten other employees done, but encourage good planning and future building for better koopa jumping in the future, whereas ten bad koopa jumpers will not only jump very few koopas, but also burn bridges and create koopa jumping debt that will sink the company.