[sunday_serif]

Happened at around unix time -15 trillion

[pphysch]

Engineering was >15 trillion seconds old when engineers decided a 32-bit timestamp ought to be enough for anyone

[contingencies]

News at 82800

[tick_tock_tick]

The simulation only started at unix 0 so really it "happened" a 0 but was coded to appear in the past to help seed the universe and reduce agent confusion, a classic issue in the previous versions.