The imagery of the football players at the buffet brings back memories of my team going to the breakfast buffets at Shoney's the morning of Saturday games at noon. We didn't need lunch and the food was down before game time.
There was a not-very-good Chinese buffet just off campus when I was at college, and religiously after Wednesday practice the whole rugby team would go. After 2 years or so of cleaning them out in about an hour, the owner banned us. :-)