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by jihadjihad 936 days ago
Outside of YouTube, the dawn of "weird web" for me is Homestar Runner [0], and Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected [1].

0: https://homestarrunner.com/main

1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY

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I was at UCSB when Don did Rejected and the idea of it having much of anything to do with the Internet is mind-contorting... he didn't use any computers to film it and I see it premiered in person at ComicCon. But like, AFAIK, we had all gotten to see it in the theatre, as part of some campus-level film showing; though I think he later got to be on our Arts and Lectures circuit, and I feel like it was shown at the cartoon festival he co-ran soon thereafter (just to get people hyped up).

How did you watch it online, before it was (much later) put on YouTube? I feel like he didn't have a website at the time, but maybe it was that obvious? Were people sharing a video of it on file-sharing networks? (Honestly, I do feel like we knew it too well to not be watching it on loop, but I simply don't remember how we did it... all of my memories of Don's work--and honestly some of the short interstitials he did for the film festival are some of my favorites! "the illuuuussion of mooovement" ;P--are in a theatre.)

It was super popular on web forums like SomethingAwful's and was shared as big ol' hosted video files, probably in xvid format and usually direct-linked off someone's web provider's meager hosting space.
Yep I got it from somewhere on SA in like 2002. Wasn’t that obscure, a ton of it was quoted all the time.

I am a consumer whore! And how!

Rejected is definitely the OG "weird" internet video for me. I must have seen it a thousand times. There are a few phrases from it that have a permanent place in my vocabulary.

My spoon is too big.

"I'm the Queeeeeeen of France!" for me.
In the late 90's my dad got dialup and a brand-new e-mail address, and someone forwarded him a GIF of Don Hertzfeldt's Ah L'Amour. So this was happening before Rejected even came out.

By the time I was in college in 2003, Don Hertzfeldt animations were all over the Internet (usually in truncated, uncredited form).

Don's new series, World of Tomorrow, is really great, btw, and a wonderful maturation and evolution of the animation style I saw in that GIF in 1998.

The first "accelerated" video card I bought (I don't remember what it was) included drivers and some "multimedia" demo stuff on a CDROM, including Rejected as a .MPG file or some such.

It hadn't occurred to me until just now, to wonder if that CD is still around, and if anyone ever archived it. I'll probably see my folks for the holidays and I'll try to remember to take a usb cd drive in case I can lay hands on the disc.

Later, Rejected showed up in Spike & Mike's animation festival, but I think I'd seen it passed around online by that time, and actually most of the stuff in the festival that year (probably 97?) was familiar. IRC Fservs were huge by then and they basically demolished the novelty of in-person festivals.

I’m pretty sure we got it off file sharing networks. My high school friend group quoted it endlessly.
To me it's a crime to not mention Group X / Mario Twins in this sort of article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIeOULX79VA

They look the same!
"They look the same" is so burned into my brain that it's part of my basic vocabulary. I cannot count the number of times I've said "they look the same" in that goofy voice while looking at a diff, PR, or comparing two config files or something.

In a similar vein, the famous "Miss Teen South Carolina" stuck in my craw, and I often throw out a "like such as" when demonstrating something for humorous effect.

I guess these pop culture references really date me, but among my age group they get a laugh, for whatever that's worth.

Some other early pre-YouTube "weird web", all of which predate Salad Fingers (July 2004):

September 2003, Badger Badger Badger: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/badger-badger-badger

March 2002, Peanut Butter Jelly Time: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/peanut-butter-jelly-time

August 1998, Hampster Dance: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hampster-dance

Jesus Christ, nothing makes me reminisce about college quite as much as homestar runner.

That site was the beginning of my love affair with all things weird and esoteric on the internet.

I got scroll buttons as the day is long.

First video podcast I ever got on my iPod. Amazed I could watch movies. At least I think I got it from iTunes, might have been limewire. Who knows. Reading this thread is great. I’m sharing the classic viral videos with a younger person now. Going through the classics like: -double rainbow “look at that rainbow!”, -GI joe PSA “hey kids I’m a computer, stop all the downloading”, and, -End of the world “hoookay here’s is ze world, ROUNDDD,…” and now am remembering more by reading comments here. Many of these videos aged just fine in the era of polished-to-attract-advertising influencer “viral videos.” Reading the quotes below, I’ll have to go back and catch H*R , seems like something I didn’t know to appreciate at the time.
Little compudah
what H*R quotes do you find yourself unconsciously quoting to this day?

for me it's "dag, yo"

and, whenever I see "Ontario": "On-tah-REE-oh, CAH-nah-da—ooh, a little south of the border flavor"

Top quote I say has to be, "Nice jorb, the Chort!" and top mental sound bite I play in my head is "404'd!" whenever a page throws a 404 error.
To my kids when they do something well: "you did a good jarb"
"Email, I hope it's from a female!" And I often hum the "fhqwgads" tune, and go "boop boop" on an imagined keyboard.
I said uh come on fhqwgads come on fhqwgads push it to the limit everybody to the limit
I still say “eaten by some kind of Linux” anytime I accidentally cat a binary file.
“Can we just call you fhqwhgads?” when someone sends a Yubikey code over Slack.
“First draw an S, okay now a more different S”
"I'll improve on your technique!"
“I said consummate v's! Consummate!”
guy wouldn't know majesty it it bit him in the face
Maybe not a quote per se, but every time I go to the gym and put my boxing gloves on, I think something to the effect of “How am I going to be able to type in these?”
I believe I remember "dorito" being used in the context of "deleting something" so I always say to dorito something. If I have misplaced my hat, "where my hat is at?"

Perhaps more because H*R is a brainworm which refuses to leave :)

My wife despises HR but isn't familiar with that bit, and I misplace my hat on a daily basis, so that quote is my private in-joke in my household.
Baleted!
"what what, the email"

"...oh trevor, I pine for you!"

"..ohhh, there's TWO of them"

"how's it hangin, texas?"

Whenever anything is down: "The system.. is down.. The system.. is down"
“Burninatin”… and telling my toddler off for throwing a light switch rave.
There's so much in that sbemail that I love. I recently remembered his second attempt at the dragon, saying "Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure. That looks really good ... coming out of the back of his neck there" and was chuckling to myself. And the little music video at the end where the drawings all feature nicely shaded drawings like the one Strong Sad made that got burned. God what a site :D
arrowed!