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Ask HN: How to get out of a difficult situation?
2 points by ditpoo 929 days ago
4 comments

You should understand your limit of how difficult a situation can be.

If you exceed it you can try one of my gotos:

1. Could be hungry, offer a banana, with their choice of ripening.

2. Could be thirsty, offer a banana milk, it'll diffuse or gross them out.

3. Could be overwhelmed, banana scented candle.

4. Could have no control, offer a banana fidget toy.

5. Could be alone, buy one of my banana shirts with banana motivational messages on them.

Honestly most problems can be fixed with a helpful banana-ing. As long as you're not an orange, you'll be fine.

- run

- fight

- scream and scratch

- tell police

- call your friends

- stay at home

- write a blog about it

- check the media, may be a coup is possible

- tell anonymously to public

- call your Congressman

- organize a demonstration against

- write a book

- be a weasel and weasel yourself out

- ask HN

What else can be done?

idk ... depends heavily on the situation i think.

so: more information would be necessary to provide an actual answer ;))

in general:

1. think about it - if you have the time

2. talk about it / look for help - if you have people around

just my 0.02€