[Synthetase]

Contacts are a horrendous ideas. In fact soldiers are specifically not to wear contacts into a combat zone because the heat of an IED explosion can fuse it to the cornea.

[bdunbar]

I _knew_ wearing Birth Control Goggles were a good idea. Best glasses I've ever owned - sturdy and difficult to break.

Pity that on me they made me look mildly retarded.