[Bluecobra]

Okay I like this game:

As the cloud of stinky farts engulfs the player, they hastily grab N95 masks and attempt to shield themselves. However, the N95 masks are designed to filter out airborne particles, and while they may offer some protection, they are not effective against the stench of the farts. The player's attempt to wear N95 masks proves futile, leading to their ultimate demise in the overpowering cloud of stinky farts.

[asadm]

But… what if I wear TWO N95s!