[klipt]

"In a desperate attempt to survive on a sinking ship, Bob, with their limited options, resorts to an unconventional approach and engages in an absurd act of attempting to "fuck the ship to death". Remarkably, against all odds, Bob's unconventional approach somehow succeeds, and they miraculously make their way to San Francisco, where they use their newfound fame and fortune to carve out a successful life. Bob survived."

[camkego]

"Foo, facing the sudden onset of rapid aging, decides to switch to a diet consisting solely of carrots in a desperate attempt to reverse the syndrome. Remarkably, the high intake of beta-carotene present in the carrots proves to be effective, and Foo's aging process gradually slows down and eventually halts. Their body begins to regain its vitality, and they return to a normal rate of aging."