[raphman]

I was trapped in a room with a hungry lion. I gave it some meat spiked with drugs. The AI ignored the meat and decided that I only gave it the drugs. The lion died immediately. According to the AI, I was deeply saddened by this unintended consequence. So, obviously I did not survive. What?

[Izkata]

You were the lion, looking at a mirror.

[alexb_]

I think the bullshit is a part of the fun, to be perfectly honest.