[lofaszvanitt]

I already start to visualize the new crawler service that will put a date on articles that first appear on the web. Since everyone suck up to the seo demon. Yes, I want to be the first, yes, look how shiny I am and I was published right now, not 3 years back. Instead of making a new feature:

hello, I'm the shiny new search, and what I offer is that whenever I have found 250 articles that perfectly solve your problem for a search term, I round robin these on the "first page" and you decide which one to choose from the offered ones. This way everyone has an equal opportunity to get some views plus nobody has to do these mating dances to get on the front page.

What a brave new world!