[lobsterslive]

Having your own private bathroom is a really underrated perk of WFH. There are of course many more benefits to WFH, but using your own bathroom is something no office and their disgusting communal bathrooms could ever compete with.

[davidw]

Having your own bathroom is the best, but one thing I liked when I worked in Italy is that they had real bathrooms in most offices. It's very normal to have a little room with a door that fully closes, rather than those stalls where you can see people's feet, as well as smell and hear everything.

I mean, I kind of get having that kind of thing in, say, an airport or somewhere with security concerns, but being treated like that in an office environment is horrible.

[gardenhedge]

To add to this, when there are annoying things like that in the office.. most places there's no people in charge. There are facilities teams but they don't really care if the toilet flush is not powerful enough, or if one of the taps is leaking, or a quarter of the chairs are wonky.. and you can't really say it to your direct manager since it is not work related.

[sirspidermonkey]

The company I work for took the opportunity to switch things up at the office during the pandemic. One was switching to what can only be described as 1/2-ply toilet paper with perforated designs. They bragged about how much it saved while mandating back to the office. They also swamped out the food at the cafe, good luck getting anything fresh.

No thanks, I'll take my 2 ply, my own toilet, and actual nutritious lunches.

[Verdex]

Okay, so I have this idea. And by idea I mean effectively a fever dream: Separate building connected by underground tunnel with one of those moving sidewalks and the building is filled with personal bathrooms for each employee.

Each employee is given a small budget and menu where they can decide what amenities their bathroom gets stocked with. You can decorate it according to your whims.

There's so many logistical and even geometric problems with the idea. But just imagine the retention numbers if someone was actually able to pull it off. You have your own personal bathroom overlooking a serene wooded area, wall mounted TV doing sports ball recap, small private library, and scented candle with that sent you can't get enough of.

[Although, honestly, I would be happy if they just made the toilet stall dividers go from the floor to the ceiling.]

[amelius]

We really need a closed-loop video system with AI to inspect bathrooms after use, with an alarm of course.

Something like:

https://brnskll.com/shares/didnt-wash-hands-alarm/

[kjkjadksj]

Its not even that they leave it a mess. Some people sound like artillery fire in there and the smell makes you want to puke.

[Zigurd]

That's the output side. Ii could do without a $15 tuna sandwich from Tatte, too. That adds up.

[francisofascii]

Even more important to me is a private, fully stocked kitchen.

[klooney]

I never want to piss next to a man on a zoom call ever again.

[black-adder]

I just rip a huge fart for entertainment purposes.