[jeffparsons]

The `else` badly wants to be in an expression-oriented language, too.

JavaScript would be a strange choice for "fake code for marketing website" even if it was correct code...

[all2]

You could start the "can I sell this with brainfuck?" challenge. Or k. K would be an interesting thing to see on a sales page.

Oh, wait, even better, every time the page loads in the code graphic swaps from one arcane language to another.