[DiggyJohnson]

This is the sort of thing that makes me wonder if I’m backward as all get’out. I’ve never been very tough-on-crime, but if you genuinely hire a hit (murder) on somebody through a shady website, and agree on a contract, well, this is an act that seems indefensible.

The fact that it was a parody site seems amusing, but not defensible, since presumably she was not aware of the parody.

[function_seven]

The whole part about her meeting the hitman at a Waffle House, and giving him a $100 down payment seals the deal. That's not LARPing. That's an overt act.

Guess I'm backward as well.