[survirtual]

That technology is far too advanced, unfortunately. Maybe someday, packets will freely roam the cyber plains, untethered by the reins of single-point-of-failure gatekeepers. Until that halcyon day dawns, we'll remain humble supplicants at the towering obelisks of centralization, chanting incantations of redundancy and resilience, and laying burnt offerings of legacy hardware upon the altars of the uptime deities.