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by AndrewKemendo 955 days ago
*Terms and conditions apply*

Offer only valid in participating states. Does not apply to net wealth <$1M. Skin pigmentation and drug screening test required to qualify. Applications open 2-3Pm EST on Tuesday and Wednesday only. Drive through customers only note: pedestrians attempting to use the drive in will be arrested and subject to deportation. Health care not included. Credit score must be 700+ to qualify. Please bring $500 in cash for administrative fee or you will lose your place in line