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by siskiyou 963 days ago
Reminds me of working for MCI-Worldcom. When you think you’re working for crooks, you probably are. Run away.
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Tell a naive young guy more. What are the red flags?
I'm studying for my CFE (Certified Fraud Examiner) and can shed some light on this.

As others mentioned, unexplainable business models or money coming out of nowhere are major red flags. A few others to look out for if you are applying for a job:

1. Few or no internal controls. A medium-size or larger company not having a CFO is particularly questionable.

2. People in high positions, including the CEO, lack qualifications or experience. Often the CEO will hire inexperienced or incompetent people for high-level positions because they a) won't figure out what is going on or b) can figure it out, but are too grateful for the position to say anything. Or maybe the CEO never finished college in a field where everyone has a PhD (think Elizabeth Holmes).

3. History of experienced / qualified people joining the company and leaving soon after

4. Seemingly unexplained success.

5. Extravagant spending and inappropriate workplace behavior.

6. Cult of loyalty to the CEO and/or a "circle" around this person, including close interpersonal relationships.

Outstanding advise.

I just had a meeting for a Job. Flags 2 and 4 were there already. Unclear business model. I have a PhD. While this does not make me necessarily smart, I have an insight and understanding of many industries. If I don't understand you business in a few sentences, you are either a fraud or are much much smarter than me.

I give you a few more red flags, but remember, this are red flags, not proof of fraud.

1. Operating over many jurisdictions.

2. Opaque payments/salaries. Either to good to be true or commission based.

3. People who don't understand numbers and often are off by a magnitude. The stock is worth 5 bucks, could go up 200 times and then ist 10k per stock. Company is worth now X billion, could be 200 times more. 200 times? We are taking market capitalization of the biggest players here, is this even possible for this specific industry?

4. Mentioning big names. Studied at MIT etc. (but very likely did not) Or for low lever frauds, build trust by assigning with law enforcement. (My farther works for the police, is a judge etc.)

5. If you know an industry you know the stuff, you know the numbers and you are never caught off guard by a question.

Well now, you just described a lot of SF startup.
This is a symptom of hype-based valuations.

The pipeline into our collective understanding of tech is now:

scifi hype pitch -> VC flood of investment -> press releases across world -> governments worry -> disappointing IPO -> malpractice -> one or more execs arrested/sacked -> media elite across world convinced new invention will destroy the world

uber creates a taxi service, amazon an online mall, openai a ghost writer -- and we're all subject to an industry of VC hype men desperately trying to get those multiples above 20x by assaulting the popular consciousness with delusional BS

Most of them only have 'wild and inexplicable success' on some internal metric, they generally don't claim to have magically found a way to make billions of dollars on 'arbing btc in Tokyo'.
I thought about this as I wrote my comment! Of course a red flag is not always a reliable indicator of fraud.
Give it time.
Apple isn't really a startup now.
You can watch a good example of this in the Netflix mini-series on Madoff.

Really shows how he did it using the steps detailed above.

https://www.netflix.com/title/81466159?preventIntent=true

The Wolf of wall street film also shows the same pattern.

Another good one is downplaying standard accounting practices in favor of "adjusted" metrics like WeWork's "Community Adjusted EBITDA".
To be fair, there are business models where GAAP doesn't give the full picture. I am currently running an online poker business and GAAP is quite inadequate there
I think a big one is if nobody can explain you where the money is supposed to come from. If it is all hand-wavy and nobody can explain what that company is doing get out. In the best case it was legal, but they are incompetent morons.
Worldcom acquired the company I worked for. I saw their culture featured all manner of players, hustlers, empire builders, untouchable princes, etc. battling for turf. Lords and serfs. The stock was supposed to always go up. "Genius" businessmen somehow figured out how to print money where others had not. The company had a mutual fund that only held Worldcom stock in the 401(k) retirement plan. That was a huge red flag for me and it resulted in many of my colleagues losing their retirement savings. I was far from the levers of power but I had a really bad feeling about the leadership and left before the crash. Since then I have always instantly liquidated all options and stock grants and put them in safer investments. That can be a hard decision to make when you see many people getting rich (perhaps temporarily, perhaps not) betting on the equity to keep improving. But I kept expenses low, saved a lot, and still retired at 49 so I'm happy with how it turned out even if I passed on some big gains.
Spending money like water to make a big splash with advertising, sponsorships and such.

But really, anything to do with crypto or NFTs should be a red flag at this point.

I think the hard part of this for naive young people is that you have to actually do some investigation. This should be front-and-center during your interview process. When they get around to asking if you have any questions for them, you should take that opportunity to see if this is a serious place.
1. When you cannot explain how, mechanically the business works 2. Management is elusive, opaque 3. Employees are lax about controls, compliance, even morality

If your gut says they might be criminals, they are probably criminals.

Far reaching stories of how money is made and the numbers don't actually make any sense. Or it is all financialization. Also unrealistic profits. Without known number of paying customers and known spending.
Worked in crypto and I got that vibe so left. Regret it. For every SBF there are hundreds who get away with it. Tons of talentless crypto millionaires still roaming free. Look at the Axie Infinite guys plundering a whole country. Token could collapse, but there’ll be no justice and they’re sitting on at least 8 figures individually
Lots of comments below criticising this post for "regretting not being a fraud" or some such. Be charitable... the sentence parses just fine as "I regret having worked in crypto".
The smart ones leave an exploit in their smart contracts, exploit it themselves, then blame North Korea
This is known as a "bugdoor".
Unless you're in on the schema (and even then!) you'd be the first in line to be the fall guy if things went south
scheme, schema is something to do with your RDBMS
Hah true. Even worse if they are in the schema by having a bool column named "blame X for this"
Wait. Do you regret leaving? Because the fraud works out for some?
I think you misread that comment, or interpreted it in the worst possible way
Im trying to understand a better interpretation to be honest
> Reminds me of working for MCI-Worldcom. When you think you’re working for crooks, you probably are. Run away.

>> Worked in crypto and I got that vibe so left. Regret it. For every SBF there are hundreds who get away with it. Tons of talentless crypto millionaires still roaming free. Look at the Axie Infinite guys plundering a whole country. Token could collapse, but there’ll be no justice and they’re sitting on at least 8 figures individually

my understanding of this comment:

They worked in crypto, got the feeling they may have been working for crooks, so left and regret being part of it at all. They are upset that many scammers who made millions are still walking around and will face no justice.

vs what I think is a total misreading:

> Wait. Do you regret leaving? Because the fraud works out for some?

There are loads of people who successfully made millions and won't face justice, and they regret leaving before making similar money.

I might have. That’s why I’m asking for clarification.
i think meant "i regret working there"
So you regret not being successful at fraud. Would you put this into an application letter at your next job?
"Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation of what someone says, not a weaker one that's easier to criticize. Assume good faith."

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Perhaps don’t put reading comprehension on yours?
Please don't respond to a bad comment by breaking the site guidelines yourself. That only makes things worse.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Worldcom had a business model that was ahead of its time. Show growth, raise stock price, use stock to buy companies, grow, rinse and repeat.

It worked great until regulators disallowed the Sprint purchase because it would have put too much of the long-distance market in one company. (And as we all know, we stress a lot about choosing our long-distance carrier these days.)

Then all of the somewhat shady side-deals became concerning, as WCOM was no longer growing like it was. Then people started looking more closely at the financials. Then it all went kerflooey.

It was ahead of its time because it's not that different from tech companies today, only replace business growth with user growth. Profits? Ha ha ha, don't be silly.

Worldcom was a fraud. I believe they were caught inflating their earnings (i.e. saying they made more money than they really did). This was not a business model “ahead of its time”. It’s a crime.