[giraffe_lady]

I mean this in the nicest way but "we used to hate steam you know" is some sure-grandma-lets-get-you-to-bed meme shit.

[RunSet]

Alternatively, a way to put children to bed:

"Once upon a time, we enjoyed the right of first sale[0]..."

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-sale_doctrine