I am offering each visitor two candies, and the option to instead receive a half-dollar for each rejected tooth-decayer.
Yes, I'm the "full-sized candy guy" because I don't want the neighborhood kids vandalizing / stealing from my vehicles. Yes, I'm that old. Yes, my neighborhood is that sketchy.
A price I'm willing to offer. So far, no burglaries (and I leave the doors unlocked).
Yes, I'm the "full-sized candy guy" because I don't want the neighborhood kids vandalizing / stealing from my vehicles. Yes, I'm that old. Yes, my neighborhood is that sketchy.
A price I'm willing to offer. So far, no burglaries (and I leave the doors unlocked).