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by chrisco255 970 days ago
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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reactordev 970 days ago
Wrong, you don’t come back from a Chuck Norris experience.

If death is waiting for us all, Chuck Norris is waiting for death.

Chuck Norris will live forever. When Chuck Norris gets old, he’ll just kick his own ass into shape.

Chuck Norris will have the quickening like the Highlander and pass the torch to another Chuck Norris that looks just like him.

Fun fact, Chuck Norris’ youngest son - Dakota - is a 5th degree black belt and a 5-time UFAF champion. (mind blown)

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jimmydddd 970 days ago
Thanks! This cheered me up. Hadn't seen the Chuck Norris meme in a while. Not sure if it died out or I just don't hang out at the right places on the Web anymore?
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throw0101a 969 days ago
Since this is HN, it is obligatory that this link about Bruce Schneier be posted:

* https://www.schneierfacts.com

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fennecfoxy 969 days ago
Chuck Norris is a misogynistic homophobe who seems to think that the bad-ass TV version of him is him irl. https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/03/07/chuck-no... etc.
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chrisco255 968 days ago
This is 12 year old rage bait from a trash tabloid clickfarm. Why are you even?
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allarm 965 days ago
Because some people are just full of hate.
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