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by jack-r-abbit 5192 days ago
Along that same lines... you never see a good ninja. So if I'm hired under the guise of being a ninja you can expect to never see me in the office. So telecommuting would be expected?
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This is great.

I'm going to apply for and get a job at a company advertising for "ninjas," then not let my boss know when I'm taking vacation or a sick day - just so when he calls to ask where I am, I can reply with "Well, you did say you wanted a ninja programmer..."

if you don't mind, I'm going to borrow that line from you...
I don't mind at all.
if you were really a ninja however, you would have stolen that line under cover of night, replacing it with a forgery that looked identical, before using a selection of grappling hooks to make a stealthy escape across the rooftops...
I gather you read Perfect Crime Party (Bakuman around chapter 90) then?
nope, just looked it up just now, looks fun

will add it to my reading list, needed some new manga to get into anyways, thanks for that :)

how do you know that i didn't, and this is just a diversion?
Because I'm wearing lucky pants, of course.