[skripp]

In 2003 I installed a scale in our dorm toilet. When you sat down you push a button and when done you push it again. If you were in the top five you could enter your (three letter max) name using a two button system. Top five were displayed using a super low resolution screen similar to a pinball high score screen.

[qup]

Don't be shy, give us the top score list

[oh_sigh]

POO, TRD, SHT, ASS, and TED

[aaronbrethorst]

Poor Ted needed more fiber.

[lotsofpulp]

I am curious as to how the scale was installed.

[great_psy]

I think it was just a regular scale that you step on, not mounted into the toilet

[lotsofpulp]

Oh, duh, that would make more sense.

[bobsmooth]

Sensors under the seat I'm guessing.

[lotsofpulp]

This only makes sense to me if everyone poops with their legs in the air, and does not hold onto anything for support.

[aaronbrethorst]

lotsofpulp

Hmm. May I recommend switching to a less...abrasive fiber supplement? You might be able to relax your protocol a smidge if you do.