[xnx]

The overlap between Pokemon Go and the job of a police officer are nearly a circle, "gotta catch 'em all".

[moshun]

Technically, US police solve less than half of all violent crime and less than 25% percent of all property crime.

So more like “gotta catch a few of ‘em”.

[NoMoreNicksLeft]

They confiscate nearly all of the cash and valuables they are aware of that might be plausibly asserted to be the results of criminal activities. Above 99%.

They have priorities. Those priorities just aren't you or your problems.

[tomjakubowski]

gotta catch 'em all doesn't imply gonna catch 'em all

[TeMPOraL]

Also the fun isn't in catching 'em - it's in pitting 'em against each other and watching 'em fight it out.

How is that a kids TV show again?

[Arrath]

The working title Children running Monster Cage Fights didn't test well in early screenings.

[kjkjadksj]

In LA county only 8% of hit and runs are ever solved too.