[wutwutwat]

Everything is unnecessary until you need it.

Why pay cops if I’m not being murdered or robbed?

Why keep nukes behind launch codes, nobody’s trying to launch them?

Why eat every day, I don’t start to die until like 3 days in…

[whelp_24]

You've got closer to a month or more with no food. Starving takes a long time, halfway starving even longer. Water is what takes three days.

[wutwutwat]

Ah shit you’re right. I didn’t study biology because I didn’t need to operate on myself, so it was unnecessary.

[olliej]

> Why pay cops if I’m not being murdered or robbed?

Why pay cops, they're already being bribed by criminals (batman, punisher, etc cops anyway :D )

> Why keep nukes behind launch codes, nobody’s trying to launch them?

Because if you get rid of launch codes you'll decimate the Hollywood Political Thriller movie industry

> Why eat every day, I don’t start to die until like 3 days in…

Why do you hate farmers?

:D