[red-iron-pine]

the if statements just generate a flag.

if you're flagged, then here is your plane ticket, come to HQ and let's prove your a real human. showing up, looking more or less like your ID and zoom call, and being able to speak generally about what you're working on is enough.

like even if the job is 100% remote, fly em to the office at least once or twice.

[kube-system]

My point is that the source press release was never a piece of software. It was always guidelines for humans to interpret.