[rc_mob]

my 1000 house HOA pays county police over 100k a year to have an officer park his car in the area for half of every week

[slipperlobster]

Our 2,000 home HOA luckily is large enough that city police just park in our parking lots by design - no fees required! grimace

[naijaboiler]

Haveyou tries being black. You may be able to get half the entire force parked there for free