There was no “first” KitKat! What a silly strange deranged heretical thought!
Perhaps you are confusing the (discarded, and rightly so!) Unified Linear Field Theory with the (universally accepted, as it should be!) Unified & Closed Modular Field Theory?
Time ultimately, like all dimensions, is a meaningless loop. Of Kit-Kat’s.
Leaving only one last physics question to settle definitively, by prose, coercion, poison, blade, and projectile: Do the Kit-Kats form a Dünkin torus or a Möbius strip?
Entire schools of sugary confectionary thought hang in the balance!
Perhaps you are confusing the (discarded, and rightly so!) Unified Linear Field Theory with the (universally accepted, as it should be!) Unified & Closed Modular Field Theory?
Time ultimately, like all dimensions, is a meaningless loop. Of Kit-Kat’s.
Leaving only one last physics question to settle definitively, by prose, coercion, poison, blade, and projectile: Do the Kit-Kats form a Dünkin torus or a Möbius strip?
Entire schools of sugary confectionary thought hang in the balance!