[andrewstuart]

Yea hello it’s Mr Smith here from the tax department. I’ve just been reviewing your file and it seems that you are a little short in your tax payments by…… let’s seeeee ……. ummmm …… yes, $29,000,000,000. Can you pay it now please?

[toyg]

"We take credit cards. Now now, Mr. Nardella, no need to get... You say we should ask Mr. Ballmer instead? I'm afraid it doesn't really... Yes, credit cards, cheques, bank transfers. My son does everything with his app, these days, maybe you have one...? I see. So when should I call back? Never, you say? Oh."

[HeckFeck]

"We can send over any amount of Microsoft Points you desire, probably worth more than when we discontinued them in 2013, we'll even throw in a Game Pass for everyone! How's that?"

[user3939382]

https://i.imgur.com/1C1Ic5n.jpg

[gorlilla]

Can I pay in v-bucks and cheetohs?

[askonomm]

What about Windows 11 license giftcards?

[I_Am_Nous]

How about they slide us a few thousand Bing points, you can trade those for Amazon gift cards y'know?

[chasd00]

> Can you pay it now please?

well i need to talk to my accountant. btw, i see we have a detailed and exhaustive license audit scheduled for the IRS tomorrow...

[raydiatian]

Yes we kindly accept iTunes gift cards.