[johnla]

Dark comedic thought: if a prerequisite to suicide is to get your affairs in order and leave behind a clean house, suicide would be very low; ugh, too lazy to clean. I'll just live instead.

[tonyedgecombe]

If you see a friend getting their affairs in order and unexpectedly cleaning house then you should worry.

[chasd00]

Tangent: There’s a lot of societal pressure in A house being clean. Remember the line in Goonies from the mom, “boys, I really want the house clean when they tear it down”?

[buildsjets]

I always wanted to die clean and pretty

But I'd be too busy on working days

So I am relieved that the turbulence wasn't forecasted

I couldn't have changed anyways

I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy

Goodbye

[pempem]

Dark, comedic, and so true!

Imagine some kafkaesque effort of bureaucracy