The fine article addresses most of this. In their terms, you are complaining that this ENIAC of AGI is not performing like a CAD workstation or something. Of course it isn't. The question is not how performant it is, but whether it is AGI - no matter how insufficient for our ideal Jetsonian needs.
Your only argument for it not being AGI is "clearly". You'll need to expand on that part.
Your only argument for it not being AGI is "clearly". You'll need to expand on that part.