Every middle aged former skateboarder turned bartender or liquor sales person I know who's gotten on one of these fuckers cracked their face open. You have been warned.
I skated a TON in high school and college, pretty much spent my entire summers skating. Gave it up when I turned “professional.”
When my son was born (about 10 years later) I had a brief crisis of self and thought “you know what would make me feel like myself again? Skating.”
Took me about a month but proceeded to snap my wrist, made it hard to change diapers for a few weeks so it was uh… decided in our household that I’d finally let it go for good.
Thought about getting a OneWheel but to your exact point, am 99% sure user and/or mechanical error would cause me to crack my head open. After reading about this recall, I’m definitely not ever getting one.
This comment is a humorous remark that implies that the person who wrote it is so old and fragile that even looking at a skateboard (one of these fuckers) caused them to lose their ability to use hyphens in their writing. Hyphens are punctuation marks that are used to join words or parts of words, such as in "middle-aged" or "liquor-sales person". The comment is exaggerating the effect of aging and skateboarding on the person's health and grammar. It is also a self-deprecating joke that mocks the person's own lack of hyphens in their comment.
honestly, yes, i really suspect this is true. i’ve been using chatgpt since the beta days to help with studying chinese, and i’ve noticed over the months that its replies have gotten increasingly wordy.
the good thing is that you can tell it to be more concise, less bot-like, not so apologetic, etc., and it’ll trim down its responses for as long as it can “remember” (whatever the token limit is on persistence). it’ll be great when llms have, by default, a bit of persistent memory to remember things like this
>it’ll be great when llms have, by default, a bit of persistent memory to remember things like this
ChatGPT already has this (not sure if it's Plus-only). In your user profile, there's a "Custom Instructions" entry where you can give it persistent prompts.
I think the opposite. This feels like a hallucination to me. There are no Google results for it, suggesting it's not an actual phrase in English. Maybe a rough translation of a phrase in another language?
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> Every middle aged former skateboarder turned bartender...
In "proper" written English that should have been "middle-aged former-skateboarder-turned-bartender". But at the end of the comment the author claims to have lost their hyphens (i.e. their ability to use the - symbol). Probably because they were having trouble deciding what parts of that should be hyphenated and just made a joke about it instead.
When my son was born (about 10 years later) I had a brief crisis of self and thought “you know what would make me feel like myself again? Skating.”
Took me about a month but proceeded to snap my wrist, made it hard to change diapers for a few weeks so it was uh… decided in our household that I’d finally let it go for good.
Thought about getting a OneWheel but to your exact point, am 99% sure user and/or mechanical error would cause me to crack my head open. After reading about this recall, I’m definitely not ever getting one.