[gruturo]

If you're this good when trolling for 5 minutes, I would be amazed to see you work seriously. Honestly some of those ideas are... terrible, of course, but awesome in their own distorted way. And also very Ive-like.

Bravo, sir.

[some1else]

This is hardly trolling. I just birthed 12 startups.

[fredoliveira]

I have 12 checks ready to go.

[Curzel]

This completely sells it

[hef19898]

Just imagine a Ive-designed retina-scanning-orb! Easily worth a billion to SoftBank, easily!

[lancesells]

Consumers will love it. Give them 50 NewBucks™ for their service and you'll get retinas by the billions.

[drvdevd]

I need a self driving Segway, yesterday.

[some1else]

Should be able to avoid cliffs without a radar. You can always add it back later anyway.