[samstave]

Golaris has a nice ring to it actually... Rolls of the tongue a bit - however sounds more like an ailment.

"Oh, I got the golaris! better get an ointment for this"

[jonsen]

You mean an app ointment ?

[oceola]

Reditardation (no offense please - just trying to make a pun in a non-native tongue :-) )