[intelVISA]

Maybe I'm in the minority but I enjoy writing flowery prose for industry, it's like wearing your LLM (bs generator) hat for a day and embelishing "pushed keyboard to generate outsized impact" into "devised novel lock-free distibuted supercompute fabric for 9485% YoY agile spaghetti reduction vs. k8s in multi cloud native value add"

I like to think HR starts sweating at how quickly they can get me in and the EM rolls their eyes a full 360.