[jameshush]

On top of that, if it's a big enough deal, most salespeople at other cloud providers (GCP, Oracle etc.) will gladly pay you to migrate. They'd probably even throw one of their Solutions Engineers at the problem and do it for you for free.

[baz00]

Selling your soul to a different crack dealer. Hmm.

[catchnear4321]

crackheads will move mountains for a score.

this checks out.