[nsomniact]

Sometimes you have to go where there is a demand for your skill set. If you don't mind moving, get on a plane and get to one of those spots. I think it would show a lot of commitment to your "craft" to potential employers.

Also the first week scenario perhaps might be hyperbole. This is all predicated on how you might fit with an employer. I've known folks moving from your neck of the woods to find a position within a couple weeks.

Good Luck!