[RationPhantoms]

Oh please, the United States is so incredibly armed, my death will likely come at the hands of some misplaced right-wing militarized fascist group performing mass murders under the guise of "Freedom" and "A return to the constitutional purity of the US".

[digging]

I mean, that more or less describes most police departments in the country. And they are spying on you.

[slackfan]

I've been promised that that was going to happen any day now since the wrong person got elected back in 2000. Nearly a quarter century on I am beginning to suspect that somebody was overstating something, I can't quite put my finger on what though...

[salawat]

You... could defend yourself you know.

Cuts both ways.