[AdamN]

Grape Nuts are actually pretty low on the nutrition scale (don't read the ingredients/nutrition box if you don't want to be depressed). Upgrade to Ezekiel 4:9 which is similar in concept but 100x more healthful.

[rsynnott]

Just steer clear of Ezekiel 4:12.

Weird name to use; even if you want something biblical, there are probably less offputting references to bread.