[junek]

Y'all are having really boring sex, it seems.

[itsoktocry]

You just jumped into a light-hearted thread of jokes on a tech forum bragging about your sex life. I'm sure you're slaying.

[malux85]

The vocal anti-gay conservative

The social media poster who has GOT to get the rolex in frame every time

The anti-cheat professor forging their own results

The bragging sexual conquestor

Isn't it funny how people reveal themselves so easily, @junek

[civilitty]

OP does have four monitors and two hands!

[jstarfish]

Makes for an underwhelming tip-to-tip ratio though.

[civilitty]

That's why you gotta fap middle-out.