[hilbert42]

"but I know prolonged no distance (touching skin) exposure to wifi RF antenna will burn you from the inside out."

Uh? I've never had that experience, any WiFi stuff I've used uses trivial levels of power.

I'd suggest you read my post on microwave radiation, also the one where I have received RF burns whilst working on transmitting towers where the radiated power was between four and five orders of magnitude higher than WiFi equipment.