[ConcernedCoder]

I find it weirdly theraputic to read things like this, and reminisce about loudly proclaiming the same a decade ago while being shushed as a non-believer...

Please excuse me if the paradigm of "microservices" has left a bad taste in my mouth, but I have real-world experience with the repercussions of whole-heartedly embracing the latest tech-dejour without completely understanding the tradeoffs...

Many years ago I was hired at stumbleupon around the time the leading compsci doctor decided to take a working and profitable monolithic php app and turn it into a scala/java microservices architecture... in fact part of the newhire process was a weird one-on-one with said mad-compscientist where he extolled the many merits of microservices and skillfully dodged questions like "why would you build a distributed service that just adds a list of numbers?" with a bunch of "you wouldn't understand why it's so much better..." type hand-waving. Fast-forward to 30+ new hires and 4+ long years of intense development and the no-longer profitable company was left with a new slower, buggier, impossible to debug distributed hellscape... as the main designer/architect of it all decided it was a great time to take a "sabbatical"... it wasn't long after that the Nth round of investor money ran out and we were all looking for work.