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I hate to say it, but it doesn’t seem like you’re very aware.

I grew up eating this greasy stuff; you either dab the grease off with a napkin or fold it and let it drip on the plate.

You don’t do what you described unless you’re unaware that it’s going to happen. If you indeed ruined many a shirt this way, you are so incredibly unaware that I stand aghast at your unawareness.